High speed duet

2:50 p.m., Monday, Feb. 23 – A caller reported a pair of speedsters consistently bucking the speed limit and honking their horns daily during the after-school rush. Deputies have patrolled the area but found no virtuoso violators so far. Extra patrols will be listening for bells and horns. 5th and Morris

Out of touch

12:05 p.m., Tuesday, Feb. 24 – A woman reported months of unwanted “catcalls” from workers while walking her usual route. A deputy contacted the business, who assured that employees will be reminded the sidewalk is not open-mic night and whistling for attention is so 20th century. Pearl Jensen Way

Checking in, not out

9:30 p.m., Tuesday, Feb. 24 – Deputies conducted a welfare check on a man in his truck who was reportedly considering harming himself. After a deep conversation and a safety plan, he was determined not to be a danger to himself or others and secured a safe place to stay for the evening. Morris Street

Keyboard warrior

1:10 p.m., Thursday, Feb. 26 – Mavrik Marine reported a recently terminated employee sending unwanted and unwelcome emails and texts. While not criminal, the messages suggested the employee might revisit the site. The subject was contacted, cooperative, and issued a permanent trespass warning. Pearl Jensen Way

Door bash, no dash

9:23 p.m., Thursday, Feb. 26 – Officers responded to a family frightened when a relative in crisis attempted to break interior doors over perceived family conflicts. No assaults occurred. The individual was transported to the hospital for minor injuries and placed on a mental health evaluation hold. 4th Street

Spaced out

9:05 p.m., Saturday, Feb. 28 – Two intoxicated parties drew unwanted attention from deputies when a report came in of a domestic dispute. One of the parties had locked themselves in a bathroom for space. Deputies mediated, the parties calmed down and both agreed they were safe to remain together for the night. Morris Street