Trash & dash

2:43 p.m., Sat., Nov. 29 – Report of several subjects in a vehicle possibly using drugs and decorating the curb with garbage. Before deputies arrived, the crew found their inner organizer, got tidy, scooped up the mess, and vanished. Whether drugs were involved remains a mystery… along with their identities.  S. 4th Street

Marina jam turns into Silent Night

9 p.m., Sat., Nov. 29 – Loud music and shouting echoed from a boat that was having the time of its life. When told to lower the volume, the floating party said “no thanks.” But once a deputy arrived, the mood changed — the all-night concert became an early bedtime as the boat agreed to shut down for the night. La Conner Marina

Dock and roll disaster — backup goes wrong way

8:20 a.m., Sun., Nov. 30 – A tribal fishing vessel lost power while docking and things went from “we’ve got it!” to “no we don’t!” in seconds. After briefly regaining control, the boat popped into reverse and smacked a parked 38-foot vessel. No total losses, but plenty of expensive bruises for both boats. 1st Street dock.

Not an AGT audition afterall

3:33 p.m., Sun., Nov. 30 – A male subject was reported pogo-sticking on top of a car while running around with his hands down his pants — a bold multitask. He was possibly intoxicated and apparently familiar with the car’s owner (lucky them). Deputies responded but were unable to locate the mobile pants-juggler. 100 block 2nd Street