Phantom beats dropped, tempers stayed unrocked, a trailer didn’t party, a buzz never showed, and porch lurkers vanished — proof that this week’s biggest disturbances mostly failed to make any noise.

Music to their ears only
1:40 a.m., Tuesday, Jan. 27 –  A complaint of loud music prompted a deputy to cruise the area with ears attuned for high volume sound. But a careful listen-and-drive revealed no excessive noise. With the neighborhood sounding more hush than hubbub, the call was cleared. S 4th Street

Keep calm and carry on
1:00 p.m., Tuesday, Jan. 27 –  A caller sought guidance on dealing with aggressive individuals opposed to weekly protests at Gilkey Square. The reporting party said they had been yelled at during a previous event and felt threatened. Deputies provided some protest 101 safety tips and explained proper reporting procedures. No assaults or violent incidents have been reported at these legal public gatherings. Yelling is optional, violence forbidden. 1st Street

There’s no rockin’
12:00 a.m., Wednesday, Jan. 28 – While on patrol, a deputy spotted a trailer on a city lot. A check confirmed it was unoccupied and appeared to be abandoned, with no late-night campers calling it home. Conner Way

No buzz, no ride
10:30 a.m., Thursday, Jan. 29 –  Reports came in of an intoxicated woman possibly linked to a silver car parked nearby. A deputy arrived in under five minutes but found bathrooms that were quiet, clear, and drama-free. No signs of an inebriated woman or a silver car. Morris Street 

Rung out porch perusal
10:35 p.m., Saturday, Jan. 31 – A homeowner reported two individuals triggering her Ring camera while on her porch and possibly walking around the property. A deputy checked several nearby residences but found no suspects. Nothing was missing or damaged, and the porch visitors remained unidentified. Laurel Street